Action Figure - Beethoven

Ludwig van Beethoven was truly an eccentric musical genius composing a brilliant piano sonata one minute, throwing eggs at his maid the next. This 5-1/4' (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl action figure has moveable arms and legs, allowing him to sit on the 1' (3.8 cm) plastic piano bench included. Comes with instructions detailing how to download the amazing fold-up paper piano from the Internet for free! Illustrated blistercard.
$9.9873904811256
   

Action Figure - Bigfoot

$15.9973904812458
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Action Figure - Casanova

$9.9973904811474
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Action Figure - Crazy Cat Lady

$15.9973904812470
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Action Figure - Edgar Allan Poe

$14.9973904812450
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Action Figure - Fuzz

The 1st thing you have to understand is that Fuzz is a real person. Hes not some fictitious superhero dreamt up by a team of overpaid corporate drones out to make a buck off the kids. Hes a guy that works in our Accounting department. Seriously. Each 5-3/4' (14.6 cm) tall representation of Fuzz in hard vinyl form has moveable arms and legs and comes with three interchangeable heads! Match the head to one of Fuzzs personality traits detailed on the back of the package, or pretend hes the victim of a horrible cloning accident. Illustrated blistercard.
$9.9873904810898
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Action Figure - Moses

This 5-1/4' (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl Moses Action Figure comes with removable stone tablets for delivering the Ten Commandments and a shepherds staff for delivering the ten plagues! Illustrated blistercard.
$9.9873904811089
   

Action Figure - Rosie The Riveter

$14.9973904812561
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Action Figure - Super Fan

Every city has a sports super fan. In Seattle we have Lorin Big Lo Sandretzky. Hes a 6' 8', 470 pound fixture at every home football, basketball (NBA and WNBA) and baseball game. He invented the D Fence sign that has become so popular at sporting events across the country. His voice is so loud, it can be heard throughout an entire stadium. Hes featured on the jumbotron more than the athletes. Each 6-1/4' (15.9 cm) tall, hard vinyl action figure captures Big Lo in mid-cheer as he roots his team to another victory. Comes with four signs and a mini plastic version of the classic foam finger. Perfect for anyone who bleeds team colors. Illustrated blistercard.
$11.9873904811559
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Air Freshener - Glow Sugar Skull

$3.9973904812503
   

Air Freshener - Illuminati

$3.9973904812496
   

Air Freshener - Mr. Bacon

$2.2973904812090
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Air Freshener - Roller Girl

$2.2973904812299
   

Auto Shade - Bigfoot

$15.9973904812526
   

Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans

$5.9973904811849
   

Bacon Lip Balm

$2.9973904811957
   

Bandage - Abe Lincoln

$5.9973904812302
   

Bandage - Bacon

Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage from Accoutrements. And if a fancy bandage isnt enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a 3-3/4' (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin and contains a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 3' x 1' (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon. Fifteen per tin. Illustrated display boxes.
$5.9973904811476
   

Bandage - Bigfoot

$5.9973904812477
   

Bandage - Crime Scene

Put one of these Crime Scene Bandages on your wound to scare off the germs. Each 3-3/4' (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains twenty-five 3' x 3/4' (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) latex-free, vinyl, adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE TOY to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.
$5.9973904811754
   

Bandage - Cupcake

$5.9973904811905
   

Bandage - Edgar Allen Poe Bandages

$5.9973904812438
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Bandage - Jesus

Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isnt enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each 3-3/4' (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3' x 1' (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. Illustrated display boxes.
$5.9973904811657
   

Bandage - Mac N Cheese

$5.9973904812160
   

Bandage - Mustache

$5.9973904812137
   

Bandage - Shakespearean Insults

$5.9973904812389
   

Bigfoot Research Kit

$16.9973904812519
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Board Game - Crazy Cat Lady Board Game

$19.9973904811893
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Cake Topper - Reluctant Groom

$18.9973904811993
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Candy - Bacon Candy

$5.9973904812185
   

Candy - Bacon Necklace

$4.9973904812268
   

Candy - Crazy Cat Lady Candy

$4.9973904812253
   

Candy - Fire Ants - Spicy Cinnamon

$3.9973904812149
   

Candy - Freud

$5.9973904812505
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Candy - Popcorn Jelly Beans

$5.9973904812176
   

Candy - Sizzling Bacon Candy

$3.4973904812432
   

Candy Canes - Fancy Wasabi

$4.9973904812402
   

Chicken - Deluxe Rubber

$9.9973904809511
   

Clock - Novelty Cocktail

Its never last call and its always happy hour with our devastatingly hip Cocktail Clock. Shaped like a jaunty cocktail glass, this 11-1/2' (29.2 cm) tall clock has no numbers a sure sign of chic sophistication. The second hand looks like its stuck into a pimento-stuffed green olive and the pendulum is the delicate stem of the martini glass. Made of thin plastic. Requires one AA battery (included). Boxed with illustrated label.
$21.9973904810695
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Comb - Folding Pocket

Youve heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. Its about time you invested in some protection for your do. Each of these 9' (22.9 cm) long (when open), metal and plastic switchblade combs snaps open with the push of a button and also features a safety lock to prevent unexpected deployment. Illustrated blistercard.
$7.9973904811763
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Dashboard - Cat Buddha

$8.9973904812508
   

Dashboard - Jesus

Put this 4-1/2' (11.4 cm) tall Dashboard Jesus in your car and hell be your co-pilot. Even though he may guide you through the valley of gridlock, he alone cannot get you into the carpool lane. Each hard vinyl Jesus figure sits atop a metal spring with an adhesive base. If you dont have a car, stick him up somewhere that you could use a little peace, serenity or forgiveness. Illustrated window box.
$5.9973904811093
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Dashboard - Monk

Only when you grasp the essence of bouncing on a spring, will you truly understand the meaning of sitting still. Park this peaceful, 4-1/2' (11.4 cm) tall Dashboard Monk anywhere you need spiritual inspiration. Each hard vinyl monk has an adhesive base and sways with the slightest provocation, reminding us that sometimes it is wise to bend like a willow. Illustrated window box.
$5.9973904811055
   

Dashboard - Zombie

$8.9973904812243
   

Dental Floss - Cupcake

$3.9973904811927
   

Dental Floss- His & Hers (Bacon & Cherry)

$4.9973904812142
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Finger Puppet - Monsters

These adult-sized ?nger puppets are about 2' (5.1 cm) tall and made of rubber. Their ?ailing arms, open mouths and huge, bulging eyes will have you giggling uncontrollably. Brand new exclusive designs! Eight different styles. Illustrated display box.
$0.9873904809181
   

Finger Puppets - Glow Zombie Monsters

Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber, these 1-3/4' (4.4 cm) to 2' (5.1 cm) tall undead finger puppets are perfect for low budget puppet shows. Five different styles. Illustrated display box. UPC on box.
$0.9873904811815
   

Hand Soap - Musk Sented

$9.9973904812194
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Hipster Mustache

$4.9973904812107
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Lincoln Head - Wind-Up Walking

$8.9973904812571
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Lunchbox - Bigfoot

$16.9973904812493
   

Mask - Clumsy Cook Turkey

$29.9973904812342
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Mask - Horse Head

$29.9973904812027
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Mask - Pug Dog

$29.9973904812419
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Meat Markers

$4.9973904812271
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Mints - Bacon

Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! It may sound weird but once you taste it, youll see that mint and bacon is a match made in Heaven. Each 2-1/4' x 2' x 1/2' (5.7 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.3 cm) tin contains one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.
$3.4973904811706
   

Mints - Cupcake

$3.4973904811854
   

Mints - Last Supper

Are the flavors of your last supper lingering too long? Freshen your palate with the miraculous breath-cleansing power of these Last Supper After Dinner Mints. Each collectible, 3' x 1-1/4' x -1/2' (7.6 cm x 3.2 cm x 1.3 cm) tin contains one hundred mints that you can share with your apostles!
$2.9973904811626
   

Mints - Monkey

If the simple grin on this monkey tin isnt enough to cheer you up, the delicious banana mints inside should do the trick. Each 3' x 1-3/4' x 1/2' (7.6 cm x 4.4 cm x 1.3 cm) tin contains one hundred mints.
$2.5973904811718
   

Mr Bacon's Big Adventure Board Game

$19.9973904811952
   

Pickle - Screaming

$13.9973904812475
   

Pickle - Yodeling

Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So were we. At last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle that you have always hoped for! Each 6-1/2' (16.5 cm) long plastic pickle yodels its little heart out at the push of a button. Batteries included. Illustrated window box.
$14.9973904811761
   

Squirt Camera - Two Way Trick

$5.9973904811817
   

Toothpaste - Bacon Flavored

$5.9973904812061
   

Toothpaste - Cupcake

$5.9973904912074
   

Toothpaste - Freud

$5.9973904812483
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Toothpicks - Bacon

These slender sticks of wood are generously flavored with the unparalleled, drool-inducing flavor of bacon. Each 3' x 1-1/4' x 1/2' (7.6 cm x 3.2 cm x 1.3 cm) tin contains eighty toothpicks. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.
$2.4973904811723
   

Underpants - Hands

$13.9973904811951
   

Wallet - Bacon

Put some hip into your hip pocket with one of these whimsical wallets! Each 4-1/4' x 3-3/4' (10.8 cm x 9.5 cm) faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and copious cards. Illustrated box with clear acetate lid.
$12.9973904811653